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How to buy a compliment for $700

How to buy a compliment for $700

I HAVE A CONTEST GOING ON that’s producing unexpected results. For one, it’s making me feel like I’m a good human being. Here’s what’s happening. I’m giving away a $700

Love your fellow cracker as yourself

Love your fellow cracker as yourself

MY SKIN COLOR is Premium Saltine Cracker. It is the color my dermatologist recommends. I am of European heritage. A little Brit and a little German, as best my cousin

Why doesn’t God heal Tim?

Why doesn’t God heal Tim?

I RIDE BIKES WITH TIM. He has multiple sclerosis. One day I asked some of my Facebook friends what they would ask God if they got the chance to ask

How to write Bible reference books

How to write Bible reference books

I’M NOT A FICTION WRITER. I can’t sit on my back patio and write a book while throwing tennis balls to Buddy the Dog. If I could, I would. Forget