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Dogs get a bad rap in the Bible

Stephen M. Miller
wild dogs
NO PETTING. Wild dogs like this were common in Bible times. They’re still around. If you decide to pet one and are right-handed, use your left hand. Photo by Tambako The Jaguar.

PUPPIES ARE A NO-SHOW in the Bible.

Nothing canine cute and cuddly makes an appearance there.

As far as the Bible is concerned, dogs are not man’s best friend.

We spit on them and their mothers.

Sometimes we spit in them. In their mouth.

You read me right.

The spitting image is part of an ancient Hittite ritual for settling arguments.

It’s called the Ritual to End Family Conflict.

Spitting Hittites

The spitting Hittites lived mainly in what is now Turkey, though some of them seemed to migrate into what is now Israel. Bathsheba – famous for her fling with King David – was married to Uriah the Hittite.

As reported in what is more formally known as the Tunnawi ritual, if two family members had a disagreement, here’s the fix:

  • Bring them together in a meeting place
  • Bring a dog – preferably a puppy because it’s more cooperative, easier to control, and less likely to bite the lips off your face when you do what you are supposed to do
  • Have each bickering person spit into the dog’s mouth
  • Kill the dog and bury it

In theory, this breaks the curse that caused the argument.

In today’s culture, a man might perform that ritual with his mother-in-law, and then report her to the authorities for killing the dog.

Not that I recommend that. I’m just thinking out loud without a filter.

Some can’t help but wonder if the Hittite ritual might be the reason for the dog cemetery in Ashkelon, Israel. Archaeologists found about 1,400 burial pits, each with the body of the dog. Most of the dogs were puppies.

Maybe those dogs were involved in some other ritual.

Likely, they were not buried by grieving pet owners. Most dogs in Bible times were scavengers.

That’s why the Bible says nothing kindly about the critters we have come to love. Instead, the Holy Bible says stuff like this:

“Don’t eat mutilated flesh you find in the fields; throw it to the dogs.”
Exodus 22:31

“Am I some kind of worthless dog from Judah?”
2 Samuel 3:8

“My enemies come out at night, snarling like vicious dogs as they prowl the streets.”
Psalm 59:14

No dogs go to heaven

If we read Bible symbolism with a touch of literalism, it sure could sound like heaven is a dog-free zone:

“Outside are the dogs, the drug users and spell-casters, those who commit sexual immorality, the murderers.”
Revelation 22:15

It would be easy for me to imagine the disciples of Jesus shooing away pet owners who were bringing their critters to Jesus for a blessing.

It would also be easy for me to imagine Jesus yelling out to his disciples something like, “Bring those critters to me, for they are a blessing and they will be blessed, doggone it.”

Jesus would have made a nice Franciscan Friar. Those folks will bless pets with a prayer.

How to bless a dog

That gave me an idea.

What if I wrote a blessing, adapting the Franciscan prayer for Buddy the Dog.

You are wonderful God, maker of all creatures great and small.
You released fish into the sea, birds into the air, and animals into the fields.
You inspired St. Francis of Assisi to call all of these creatures his brothers and sisters.
In love, I believe, you placed Buddy the Dog in our home, his life in our care.
Our home is a better place because of him. May his life be better and blessed because of us.

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PS. Excluding those who have gotten a free book from me in the past 12 months, the first five souls to post comments in response to this article will get a free copy of my newest book: Strange and Mysterious Stuff From the Bible.

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STEPHEN M. MILLER is an award winning bestselling Christian author of easy-reading books about the Bible and Christianity and author of the Casual English Bible® paraphrase. His books have sold over two million copies and include The Complete Guide to the Bible and Who’s and Where’s Where in the Bible.

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  1. Tom Fowler

    August 13, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    I was always taught that animals do not have souls, as humans do, and that God gave us “dominion” over them. Regardless, we have a huge responsibility to them. Will we see animals in Heaven? My personal opinion, I don’t think so, but my opinions and a couple of dollars will buy a nice glass of iced tea in a coffee shop.

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  2. Kathy LaMaster

    August 13, 2014 at 6:07 pm

    I have gotten a free book from you, but wow, how different modern day life is from Biblical times! We love our doggies! I guess back then they were wild, like wolves? But I like wolves, too. PETA would be all over those mass graves!

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  3. Debbie Coffman

    August 13, 2014 at 7:04 pm

    I used to be the secretary at a Presbyterian Church & once a year they would have a blessing of the animals. Most brought dogs. One brought a horse. A little weird, but interesting.

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  4. Dianne

    August 13, 2014 at 7:18 pm

    I believe I received a book from you, so this comment does not count! I will be reading more about the dog (puppy) cemetery, very interesting! MMM maybe that’s why we had a pet cemetery beyond the cow field. Thanks for all your hard work.

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  5. Nathaniel

    August 13, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    Yeah, as much as I love my dog and other pets, I do not believe they will be joining us in heaven. I still believe we are called to be caretakers of the earth we’ve been given. “You [God] made humans ruler over the works of your hands; you put everything under our feet: All flocks and herds, and the beasts of the field, the birds of the air, and the fish of the sea, all that swim the paths of the seas,” Ps 8:6-8.

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