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When Paul doesn’t make sense

Stephen M. Miller
Sketch of Paul of Tarsus
NOT NECESSARILY PAUL. This is a sketch of Paul, based on descriptions by writers in ancient times. But the descriptions were written long after Paul had come and gone. The Acts of Paul and Thecla says he was balding, bow-legged, with a long and crooked nose and a unibrow in need of tweezing. Sketch by Landeskriminalamt of North Rhine-Westphalia, Wikimedia.

I’M ALMOST FINISHED paraphrasing the letters of Paul, and I’m struck by how often he says things that doesn’t make sense.

When you go through his letters one word at a time, trying to put what he says into your own words, there are plenty of times you have to take a wild guess.

I’m working in 1 Corinthians 11 at the moment.

That’s the chapter where he tells men they should keep their hair cut short and women should keep their hair long. Here’s a sneak peek of three verses:

“Come on, can’t you see it’s unnatural for a man to have long hair and that he should be ashamed? But a woman with long hair should be proud of herself. Her long hair is like a cape that covers her. If anyone wants to argue about this, don’t bother. There’s just one custom when it comes to haircuts. It’s the custom I just described” (1 Corinthians 11:14-16 Casual English Bible).

I can’t tell you how many sermons I heard about boy’s haircuts in the 1970s. Those were the days when you might see a shapely blonde from behind, walk up to say hello, and then get yourself jarred bug-eyed when what turned around to greet you was a bearded face.

For a moment, it felt like you had just kissed your sister.

Some Bible experts say this style of gender blending, which makes it harder to tell one sex from the other, is the kind of thing that may have been going on in the Corinthian church.

This particular theory, one of many, says that some people were starting to dress androgynously. That means you couldn’t tell which sex the person was until you got close enough that they could see your face turn deep red. (By the way, if your face turns red easily you are more likely to experience rosacea in your later years. So says my dermatologist.)

As the theory goes, the Christians were taking one of Paul’s teachings too far: “We’re not men or women. We’re one people, united in Jesus, the Messiah” (Galatians 3:28).

The more scholarly Bible translations tend to simply translate the confusion, and leave it there. I think we need Bibles that do that.

Some of the easy reading Bible paraphrases, however, take a stab at making guesses. That’s what I’ve been doing, qualifying the guesses with footnotes.

I’m telling you about this because so many people seem to think it’s a simple matter to read the Bible and trust what it says.

But when we study what it says, we realize that sometimes we can’t figure out what it says. In Paul’s case, he is writing letters to people who know the back story. They likely know why he has gotten all worked up about haircuts and women needing to cover their heads when they go to worship services.

I think there’s a temptation for people to pick a theory or an explanation from out of a grab bag of sermons they’ve heard, and hang onto it like they got it from God. They want to make the Bible simple and easy to grasp.

But if the Bible is about God and the kingdom of God, should we expect those stories and teachings to always be simple and easy to grasp?

I’m thinking we may have to struggle for some of this.

I know there are days when I struggle trying to figure out what Paul is saying so I can put it in casual English.

On days like that, I’m especially grateful for footnotes.

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STEPHEN M. MILLER is an award winning bestselling Christian author of easy-reading books about the Bible and Christianity and author of the Casual English Bible® paraphrase. His books have sold over two million copies and include The Complete Guide to the Bible and Who’s and Where’s Where in the Bible.

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  1. Gary Kinney

    June 29, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    The story I heard was that prostitutes in Corinth had close cropped hair so Godly women were to keep their hair long. And short hair on men showed that Jesus had short hair because Paul said long hair on a man was shameful and Paul said this after seeing Jesus while on the road to Damascus

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  2. Kathy Newkirk

    July 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    I just bought your book The Complete Guide to the Bible. I can’t put it down. Thank you for writing it. Can’t wait to get more. What a wonderful witness you are. God bless!!

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    • Stephen M. Miller

      July 11, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      Very kind, Kathy. Thanks.

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  3. Mark

    July 25, 2022 at 12:25 am

    Commenting quite late, but hope I can chime in.

    Thank you for acknowledging Pauls sometimes confusing logic. The hair issue is for me just the beginning. Paul makes clear that there is only one reason to keep women long and men short and women covered and men uncovered. It’s all about authority. For some reason being covered properly is the sign a woman is under the authority of a man. Yikes. Is this an eternal principle or merely a cultural one? If there is some vital backstory we the modern reader are not privy to, that does not speak well to the accessibility to the mind of the author or the circumstances around the comments. I find it ironic that Paul says something as entrenched as circumcision means nothing before God…but dont get caught with the wrong hair length!
    Furthermore Paul asserts that long hair is the glory of a woman. Seriously? Thats all she has going for her? What about character and wisdom and Christlikeness?
    I think we would do well to entertain the possibility that when Pauls comments dont make alot of sense, its because he wasn’t making much sense. Who was it that said, “If the sound of the trumpet is uncertain, who will prepare himself to battle?” Oh yeah it was Paul…actually making some sense.

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